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me: Oh, I'm such a good child. I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't do drugs. I don't sneak out to go partying. My grades are quite good. When I compare myself to those in my class..wow, I'm almost a role model. My parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
Reblog if there’s no snow for Christmas where you are.

violinfetishist:

metalhearted:

It was 75 degrees and sunny. o u o

Talking about something Toby Turner related…

tobyturnersaudience:

Me with non audience members:

Me with audience members:

When people stop in the middle of a crowded hallway.

crayonband-aids:

BITCH GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!

"I am. I am. I am. The lucky one.
I am, only human.
I guess that makes me the lucky one.
I guess that makes you the lucky one.
I guess that makes us the lucky ones.” - Lucky One by Celldweller
So, like

fahbraccini:

This is my stuff on paper:

This is my stuff on photoshop/SAI:

This is other people’s stuff on paper:

This is other people’s stuff on photoshop/SAI:

SO:

WHY?!

dontgetcomfortable:

“Kids, don’t try planking, it’s dangerous. Especially with me around.”

mzzazn:

HAHAHAHA

mzzazn:

HAHAHAHA

piefacemcgee:

asifnothingmatters:

the-relatively-adequate-gatsby:

derples:

heiru:

iplaydabass:

Spiderman Memes Part 2

More. I demand so much more.

neer not funny

look at him and laugh 

why is this so funny

oh god klasjdald

what is air

Guard says STOP, just kill him with your awesome, other got hit by an arrow so you’re good.